February 2012
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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theninapena:
morebeautifuleveryday:
I will never get tired of saying this
I touched Carlos’ pit yesterday and held it for a couple of seconds before I moved my hands down
It’s very toned. And it’s a pit.
IT GAVE ME PIT FEELS
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Battle of the pretty
Zayn: *Secretly wishes for James to go bald*
James: *Puts hex on Zayn to get fat*
Zayn: *Sacrifices kitten to Satan for James to get zits*
James: *Sacrifices babies to Satan so Zayn gets wrinkles*
Zayn: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hottest one of all?
James: "Me."
Zayn: "No, me."
James: ....It's on.
Zayn: Bring it.
*Both of them pull out pocket knives and fight to death*
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mackenzieschmidt69 started following you
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Reporter: So, can you tell us a secret about One Direction?
Kendall: Their accents aren't real.
Logan: They really aren't. They're from Croatia.
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